Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Monday was a poo day!

Yes, the infamous Nadine vs poo adventures have started!!


Yesterday wasn't a blue Monday - it was more like BROWN!


After feeding the pups and putting them outside for their grass adventures, I went in to clean up their sleeping area. My maid arrived (thankfully, to wash the house down after I had done my cleanup) and I took their potty area outside to wash (this was indeed covered in a LOT of potty-stuff...). I managed to smear a stripe of poo on my clean jeans... eeuw.... so back inside to clean myself after cleaning the toilet area. ...came back outside with the black bag of messy newspapers and the maid was hanging up the washing... she informed me that there was something on my top... and lo and behold, on my left boob, there was a light brown blob - but no fear.. it was some of the Hills porridge from breakfast that I just wiped off. Noooo she says... THERE and points to my side - EISH a bucketful of poo smeared across the side of my top. So I gave up and sommer changed outfits! So I got to work late.... and STILL smelled poo, so I checked myself all over again (all clear on the clothing front) but found poo in my 1 shoe... SIGH


then... TUESDAY
Careful, careful not to poo myself up again... I cleaned up in the same outfit that I am wearing at work! v-i-c-t-o-r-y! And no one has commented that they can smell poo... so all good! But, they haven't noticed my tattered shoelaces and messy jeans cuffs!


Can't wait to see what Wednesday brings!

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